04/09/2008

Bunny Hopping

While playing the Battlefield Heroes BETA i have noticed that the game is full of annoying Bunny Hopping cock ends. Anyone who plays or has played online shooters will know how frustrating this can be playing against bell-ends such as this.
I have never seen a game with as much Bunny Hopping as Battlefield Heroes, i don't think games like Quake 3 Arena and the Unreal Tournament games come into this as they are sort of made for jumping around like a twat on speed.....anyway.

For those who don't know what bunny hopping is or are too retarded to figure it out, here is a copy and paste job from the wonderful Wikipedia:

"a term used in computer and video games to describe the basic movement technique in which player is jumping repeatedly instead of running in order to move faster or/and to avoid enemy fire."

Basically most people bunny hop because they are too crap to shoot back, lack the ability to conceal themselves in the heat of a battle, or because they are just a cunt.
I see no skill involved with Bunny Hopping, some people will disagree but i don't give a shit about their opinions because they probably fall into the asshole Bunny Hopping collective.

I know everyone has done it while playing, even myself, and i'm not trying to say you should stop doing it but if you keep repeatedly mashing the jump button while playing online shooters such as Battlefield Heroes or Team Fortress 2 then that basically means you are a dick.

Now the video below i like even though it feature a horde of Bunny Hopping bastards, remember that bouncy ball commercial for whatever it was for?



This video however feature a cunt so unbearable i just want to track him down and shatter his knee caps.

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