What better way to show people how much of a film nerd you are by wearing a Cyberdyne logo shirt. I guarantee this shirt will no doubt get you laid, i promise.
While looking through some film magazine i found this advert for a company called "Last Exit to Nowhere" that specializes in film related T-Shirts, you know the cult ones that everyone normal or human loves such as Aliens, Blade Runner, Total Recall, Back to the Future plus a load more.
Seriously these are very well designed and i'm sure there is about 2 or 3 you'll want to get from this site.
Check these out:
Be warned though the T-Shirts aint exactly cheap at £17.50 plus the £2.50 postage. Start writing to Santa everyone! Or just rob your mum of money, whichever is easiest.
Thinking about buying a new game that has just been released but are not to sure if the piece of crap computer you own is beef enough to take on the required task?
Fear not i have a website that will help you find out, just click the link select the game and wait for the results. Its pretty simple, even for the retards that are stupid to read the specs on the back of a game box. Can you run it link clicky
Right I’m a big Movie fan, maybe something of a nerd as I know random facts that no one else would give a shit about on certain films, like for example: Michael Biehn, the guy who played Kyle Reese in Terminator was the second choice for Hicks in the Movie Aliens after the first actor had to drop out due to Visa issues if I remember correctly.
First off on this hit list of shitty films is: Resident Evil
Just let me start by saying that I truly hate and despise the director Paul W.S Anderson and i hope he dies some very long and slow painful death. For those who don't know, this is the same asshole that ruined the movies AvP, Mortal Kombat and Soldier (this film is supposed to be set in the same universe as Blade Runner and was written by one of the co scriptwriters of Blade Runner, the film had a brilliant concept, look how Anderson managed to fuck it up). He has a boring approach to film making and usually ends up leaving the films on some really bad cliff hanger so you know there is going to be a crap sequel in the turd works.
Q. So what was wrong with Resident Evil? A. Everything.
Instead of making a creepy suspense filled horror with thriller elements set in a massive Mansion, the truly amazing (note sarcasm) Anderson instead turns the adaptation into a shitfest Action Horror film with NO HORROR anywhere to be seen. Isn’t the whole point of a Zombie film to be scary? Why does this film fail at this task so hard?
Also for a Resident Evil film it lacks any of the characters that appeared in the game i mean where the fuck is Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Wesker and the other members of S.T.A.R.S, these are supposed to be the main characters! What we get instead are boring characters we the fans don’t really know or give a shit about. I think there is only one character that is from the game series and that is William Birkin who was uncredited as the narrator.
The Zombies, jesus christ the Zombies the most important part of the Resident Evil series, they were totally retarded and severely underused, they should have looked like the Zombies from Lucio Fulci’s “Zombie Flesh Eaters”, now they looked bad ass. Did you know that “professional dancers were hired to star as zombies as they had better control of their body movement.”……really? Because they looked fucking crap. I have seen better zombies on the streets.
And for the plot? Oh god the plot was so boring that I have forgotten all about it thank fuck, this really is a film that makes me angry because of all the what ifs or could have beens. Like for example what if George A. Romero the Zombie master actually got the go ahead to make his own version of the film? If you haven’t seen the ad for Biohazard 2 that he made then check this out:
Now wasn't that good? I think it was.
You see Romero understood what the game was about and how it could have worked on the screen but apparently the script he wrote wasn’t good enough and was eventually turned down!? I mean what! You turned down his script and let Anderson’s piece of shit version to go ahead? I see no logic there, none.
This was Romero’s idea for the film; once again I copied from Wikipedia.
“In 1999, Sony and Capcom greenlit a Resident Evil film with George A. Romero signed on as the film's director and screenplay writer…….Romero stated in an official appearance in Universal Studio's Talk City chatroom that he had his secretary play the entire game through and record the gameplay so he could study it as a resource. Romero's screenplay revolved around the plot of the Arklay incident and included characters from the Resident Evil video games. Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield were the lead characters, involved in a romantic relationship. Barry Burton, Rebecca Chambers, Ada Wong and Albert Wesker were to also appear. The ending to the film would have been similar to that of the Resident Evil video game.”
If you want to read Romero’s script for the film, check the following link:
Just a note I’m not a huge Zombie fan not like some of my friends but I do hold the first Resident Evil game in such high regards for its brilliance, story telling and the whole suspense and setting is creepingly great!. I might buy a game cube just to play the remakes thinking about it. Well anyway after watching the first abomination I decided to skip the 3 sequels because I knew they would follow the same crap style. Maybe I’m wrong but I still won’t watch them out of principle.
Well there you go for Films that could have been good: Episode I – Anderson Strikes Again.
And one final thing: Resident Evil is better then Resident Evil 2
After viewing a few videos I've discovered, and I cant be the only one, that You Tube was made for retards so they have someway of making themselves look even more retarded. Whats more amazing is the fact that they really have no idea........
I guess they deserve some kind of award for such an achievement
Please go express yourself in front of a fast moving bus.
Brute force solves everything.................obviously.
Today I had to mule our delivery up from next doors basement, because my manager thought he could remove a Yale lock with what I presume was a hammer, since he previously removed keys from his fob which he thought he didn't need......sigh
So after lugging 15 relatively heavy boxes , from about 10ft away from where they were actually meant to be, up a flight of stairs into the street and down another flight of stairs I was fairly knackered....
Now this doesn't put many people in a bright and chipper mood, me especially, but doing this because your MANAGER thought somewhere along the road ( now this road is seldom traveled by idiots let alone people in charge and of managerial material) that taking a hammer to a lock in a place of work was a good idea just makes it that much worse. I did object and state My cause but no one listens to good advice these days do they.
Not only did he waste his time and effort looking like, what I can only imagine as, a recess monkey on the set of 2001: a space odyssey, but also completely fucked the lock so when we actually had the key it wouldn't fit.
Eventually a locksmith came out to fix the problem, call the instigator of all the commotion a retard and bugger of to his next job, but we were without a fire exit for most of the day, shock horror at the thought of Joe public being trapped in a burning store........... wish i brought matches to work
P.S Spore isn't worth your money but is worth a fraction of your time, if only to make yourself giggle at the wholly unoriginal genital creature your bound to create.
When a person, or persons are planning to attempt something, there's one key part to it all, so key in fact that if left unchecked or missed the result is just a monumentous fail. What is this pivotal decider I hear you ask?... well its to actually fucking plan isn't it.
I mean if you were going to host a service for hundreds of thousands of subscribers and users, all eager to sign up and input their details; readying themselves for the up comming event, surly you would prepare and test your service to breaking point just so you can provide the user with the facilities you intend to be available.
Well not all company's appear to have that work ethic, with a major launch coming up and undoubtedly heavy traffic inbound, GOA who are dealing with European accounts and servers for Warhammer online, thought it would be a great idea to just assume they'll be able to cope. So, leaving everything to the last minute the inevitable happens. Fail.
Now this wouldn't be so bad but unfortunately Iain Compton the English Community Manager for WAR Europe was quoted with this statement
"Secondly our website has already been dealing with traffic that makes the expected rush for signups pretty trivial. We get more visits per day that the total number of open beta keys in existence across the world. We have launched major timed events before and we have a lot of experience in making sure that key systems are able to handle the pressure. The account pages are coming, they have been tested thoroughly and we aren't concerned about the stability of the server."
They do say assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups, but this misjudgment on their part not only creates bad blood between the client base and service providers but also leaves everyone expecting the worst for the retail launch and that's the one that matters.
Regards to WaR, being in a rather unique position since, like the rest of the sheep I have been unable to create an account, but also still have access to the game via friends being in the previous phase of testing. This means i get to play....when they don't want to.
So having played a class and race I wasn't too interested in, I can safely say the game has some very interesting features; its still buggy but no venture is problem free these days, its an industry that's driven by deadlines this itself raises issues which are inevitable but Warhammer, for me, is looking like its heading in the right direction.
As for GOA.......Dö i en bilolycka.
regarding other things:
I bought Spore for the PC on Friday, I've been playing it a bit and today just finished conquering the planet I was on, the next stage of the game is designing a UFO and exploring the galaxy.
Now the game is good, it was delayed a few times as far as I'm aware and was hyped a silly amount all this has had a negative impact on my impressions of the game.
I would have been more impressed if I could have played it when I first saw it in action, the whole design EVERYTHING angle of the game while initially seems awesome its both good and bad then borders on thetedious, depending on what kind of mood your in. I have a very short attention span, so after spending about 20 minutes designing my guildhall I really wasn't interested in creating a house right after it, so simply made a box added a door and a couple of windows and plonked it down. Apply the samemethod for the creature and vehicle process's.
It has made me come back to it tho. I'll let you know my final verdict at a later date.... if at all.
While playing the Battlefield Heroes BETA i have noticed that the game is full of annoying Bunny Hopping cock ends. Anyone who plays or has played online shooters will know how frustrating this can be playing against bell-ends such as this. I have never seen a game with as much Bunny Hopping as Battlefield Heroes, i don't think games like Quake 3 Arena and the Unreal Tournament games come into this as they are sort of made for jumping around like a twat on speed.....anyway.
For those who don't know what bunny hopping is or are too retarded to figure it out, here is a copy and paste job from the wonderful Wikipedia:
"a term used in computer and video games to describe the basic movement technique in which player is jumping repeatedly instead of running in order to move faster or/and to avoid enemy fire."
Basically most people bunny hop because they are too crap to shoot back, lack the ability to conceal themselves in the heat of a battle, or because they are just a cunt. I see no skill involved with Bunny Hopping, some people will disagree but i don't give a shit about their opinions because they probably fall into the asshole Bunny Hopping collective.
I know everyone has done it while playing, even myself, and i'm not trying to say you should stop doing it but if you keep repeatedly mashing the jump button while playing online shooters such as Battlefield Heroes or Team Fortress 2 then that basically means you are a dick.
Now the video below i like even though it feature a horde of Bunny Hopping bastards, remember that bouncy ball commercial for whatever it was for?
This video however feature a cunt so unbearable i just want to track him down and shatter his knee caps.
How do your settle an argument between multiple people?
I've experienced enough to realise that whatever decision or conclusion you come to there will always be a party of unhappy people, the best thing you can do is make your decision and deal with the fallout afterwards. What aggravates me is when people QQ and moan about the choice. Its been made, deal with it and move on or be constructive instead of doing nothing and just making the situation worse.
Anyway Hi
Now I accept a few things that come along with the job I have.
The majority of people I encounter have no idea what there actually on about, adolescents are part and parcel, since my work is placed near a .....not so great college we get the special kinda of kids, rich parents buying the latest toys for their arrogant spoilt offspring....
this list could really go on and on and I could whine and moan till the cows come home but i digress;
what I find hard to deal with are other workers employed to do some other job ( in this case street sweeping) coming in while getting paid, just standing at the 360 pod playing it. I'll be the first to admit my job is relatively easy and doesn't require much from me but I do my bit.
I have regular customers who like to see me, and me them ( no I'm not referring to you Doug, Jon, Laura, Ciara, Leah or anyone else who doesnt actually buy anything and just comes in to disrupt me) but fuck him! Ive met most of the people who come to see me through working i.e getting paid to do what I'm supposed to do not slacking off.
On a completely different note:
charity fucks me off, don't get me wrong I understand its for a cause and helping people etc etc its more a specific kind of charity raising I'm referring to, the guilt kind.
I was at a pub with some friends a while ago.... now i was having a good time and enjoying myself, well that's not strictly true but w.e; when in walked a couple of plastic rose carrying cockblockers who proceeded to approach people stating their cause and whatever tear jerking sympathy grabbing garbage they wanted to punters who are relaxed and laughing with their friends.
This is like guerrilla warfare; ambush your enemy when their weakest and apply the guilt trip. What annoyed me more was that people accepted this and readily donated
Maybe I'm just a cold hearted bastard....OR maybe I'll donate to a cause that doesn't try to get my money in such a manipulative way.
Ok i just managed to get into the BETA of this game thanks to a friend of mine (yes i regard you as a friend now because of this, congratulations).
I've just been playing for a couple of hours but from first impressions......yeah its pretty damn good fun, whats even better is when this sucker is finished it will be free. You read that correctly, this game will be free to play.
Quick over view of the game for the moment, will make a nice post about this soon, maybe even a video if you're lucky.
TF2 looking Free when completed 3 Classes to Choose from Leveling Up system with Skill boxes Customize Character look Will be free Can sit on the wings of planes and shoot ermmm it will be free?
There ya go for the moment, check out the customization trailer for the game on their website:
Anyone who uses this Joker picture as a profile picture or the "Why So Serious" saying as a name for either games or forums.
Why, you ask??
Well its because every asshole and his dog has jumped onto this fucking annoying bandwagon, don't get me wrong, i personally loved 'The Dark Knight' and Heath Ledger's performance as the joker was incredible, but its just getting really annoying seeing that fucking joker face everywhere and that bloody saying. Can't these assholes use a name or picture that is less used, its like those whiny annoying Emo tards, they all look the same.....so whats the point, be original for fuck sake.
I don't mind people using names borrowed from films (unless its Neo then that is really lame) or books *cough*, just be a bit more creative.
