Ally, For Your Opinion

Brute force solves everything.................obviously. 

Today I had to mule our delivery up from next doors basement, because my manager thought he could remove a Yale lock with what I presume was a hammer, since he previously removed  keys from his fob which he thought he didn't need......sigh

So after lugging 15 relatively heavy boxes , from about 10ft away from where they were actually meant to be, up a flight of stairs into the street and down another flight of stairs I was fairly knackered....

Now this doesn't put many people in a bright and chipper mood, me especially, but doing this because your MANAGER thought somewhere along the road ( now this road is seldom traveled by idiots let alone people in charge and of managerial material) that taking a hammer to a lock in a place of work was a good idea just makes it that much worse. I did object and state My cause but no one listens to good advice these days  do they.

Not only did he waste his time and effort looking like, what I can only imagine as, a recess monkey on the set of 2001: a space odyssey, but also completely fucked the lock so when we actually had the key it wouldn't fit.

Eventually a locksmith came out to fix the problem, call the instigator of all the commotion a retard and bugger of to his next job, but we were without a fire exit for most of the day, shock horror at the thought of Joe public  being trapped in a burning store........... wish i brought matches to work

P.S Spore isn't worth your money but is worth a fraction of your time, if only to make yourself giggle at the wholly unoriginal genital creature your bound to create.